Today is 1-11-11. I love exciting dates like that, and numbers. When I was little, I liked to do "math" on the clock--like pointing out (to anyone who would listen) that the clock said 11:55, and that was awesome because 55 divided by 11 is 5.
So given my love of numbers, you would have thought I could have caught a trend.
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Given the observed arithmetic ratio of 10 months, with a standard deviation of 34 days [okay, I'm totally bluffing...I remember next to nothing from statistics], Eliza's next haircut will be on December 3, 2011. So mark your calendars, because starting on 11-11-11, I'm plastering mine with the gentle reminder: "HIDE ALL SCISSORS."
6 comments:
You are too clever and you totally lost lost me on the numbers thing...math? never my forte. how did you luck out with skills in both math and writing?! not fair. i have neither!
And bless Eliza's hair-cutting heart. I suppose a self-cut hair do is a rite of passage in childhood...does this make you feel any better!?
Since Eliza's become such a regular, maybe you better just surrender and teach her finer beautician skills while supplying a personalized wig for practice?
HA!!!!!!! I think you should booby trap all your scissors with glue or something sticky, so then you just have to clean out gross hair instead of trying to figure out the new shortest haircut for her every 6 months!
I can't believe the naughty things that girl does with scissors!!
NO!!!! not the self hair cut! Way to do the math to find out the future day. May the scissors all disappear that week!
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