And, as they say, pride goeth before the fall. And the fall came.
Just call me Uncle Billy.
See that smirk on Uncle Billy's face? That was what I looked like a week ago.
See that grimace on Mr. Potter's face? That's me now. And my kids after having been around me. And Mark after I begged him to climb into our recycling bin and sort through what I was sure was our pile of papers. I was sure about that, until he found the envelope addressed to our neighbor in the stack.
And see the guy pushing Potter's wheelchair? That's probably the look we got when our neighbors noticed us dumpster diving. In the treasure trove otherwise known as the Recycle Bin.
I've been calculating the number of hours I'll need to babysit six kids to account for my little mishap. It's not looking good.
8 comments:
Well, did he find anything juicy?
There can be great rewards to diving in dumpsters. Just ask Dad (or me). I'm not calling you Uncle Billy, but I wish I could cash in on all that free babysitting.
It was great that you started your phone call with an analogy from It's A Wonderful Life. How could I be angry after that?
Uh-Oh, what exactly happened? I must have missed something, or maybe you're so mortifyingly embarrassed that you refuse to dish the juicy details...in that case a personal email would suffice! See, I'm not letting you go with so little information, I must know!
Well, you and George Bailey are in equally "wonderful" positions--influential beyond belief. Don't worry. --Mom
I'm assuming this has something to do with your phone call last week? Believe me, you are an asset.
"Bad news" at our last apartment would have been truly bad (like having to move out that very afternoon). We've been talking for the last few days about how much we love living where we do. And it's largely because you're so awesome.
But don't let that go to your head...
Don't you get an oopssie moment as an employee??? No one needs that kind of punishment baby sitting 6 kids. Isn't there mercy??? What is the full story?
now we all Have to know what happened:)
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