Things I have a hard time being brave about
- dogs (any size, any distance)…okay, most animals. (This one deserves it’s own blog entry in the near future.)
- italian dressing, and other vinaigrettes (For all those cloth diaper families out there: My mom used vinegar to minimize the foul stench that inevitably accompanies a diaper pail. Thus, to me and my sisters, vinegar=dirty diapers. That’s a hard association to overcome.)
- needles (non-craft variety) I had a hard time watching people inject oranges with needles in Physiology.
- putting my head anywhere near the base of a toilet (Pregnancy is a great excuse to pass the buck on the cleaning of the toilet. Unfortunately, our toilet is in dire need, so it might be time to get pregnant again.)
- fish (touching our live goldfish when I clean the bowl, fish with head still on, eating some kinds of strong-flavored fish)
- heights
- basketball and some sports (I loved sports growing up. In high school, I broke my arm and dislocated my shoulder—missing two YW basketball seasons—and after that, I didn’t have the guts to go back because I didn’t think I was good enough.)
- asking my neighbor for one of our garbage cans back (the one she borrowed 2 months ago.)
- using the verb to lay/to lie in front of my dad, Kim, and Lupe –for fear of using it incorrectly, which is pretty much inevitable.
- testing food for potential staleness or moldiness [I’d rather just throw it out, contrary to my upbringing.]
- using a rectal thermometer to take my kids’ temperatures
Things I don’t have a hard time with:
- vomit (This comes after a week of the stomach flu having circulated around our, Mark’s, and my families. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t love puke. But I can be pretty level headed about dealing with it.)
- belting out songs in front of the primary kids each Sunday. (And this is not because I have a good voice.) Two years of being the chorister will do that to you, I guess.
- trying a new kind of dessert. Or an old kind. Like I said, I'm pretty courageous about this.
- [Danielle insisted I add this one. In her words:] Another significant thing Janel is brave about: opening tasty looking things in Mom's food storage room. She is the only one in our whole family brave enough to attempt this (although the rest of us are happy to join in once it has been opened).
That’s a very short list. In a last ditch attempt to preserve my self-esteem, I will call this second list a work in progress. To be continued…if--I mean when--I think of more things.
7 comments:
I must say I'm not very brave in the area of wielding a rectal thermometer either... Granted, I've never tried and couldn't even tell you what one looks like, but I'll take your word for it and gamble that since we are pretty similar in basically everything else, this would make me gag as well! Maybe when I have kids I'll call you up to come take their temperature that way...or maybe I'll just buy an ear thermometer.
--mini janel
I'm with you-- I'll take cleaning up vomit over needles any day. I can't even look when I get my own shots at the doctor's office. But, especially after yesterday's episode, I think I'm getting to be a pro at dealing with puke!
What a stress free way to decide when to get pregnant again! (Also a nice way to have a 20 child family). It's true that Janel keeps a level head with vomit. I experienced it on Saturday as Jacob puked all over me and, unfortunately, Janel's couch. Janel calmly cleaned up while I stupidly sat there drenched in vomit, thinking, "I don't have any maternity clothes here." Then she filled up the tub, put Jacob in, put his clothes in the washer, and ran over to my house to get me some clean clothes while I changed. That is called keeping a level head.
Another significant thing Janel is brave about: opening tasty looking things in Mom's food storage room. She is the only one in our whole family brave enough to attempt this (although the rest of us are happy to join in once it has been opened). Also, turning forward clocks during boring lessons.
hey, that was below the belt, danielle.
In spite of what my students may say, I feel that I'm pretty forgiving about usage "errors"--especially in the realm of lay/lie. Please don't be afraid of me.
Janel is also brave about bleaching other people's underwear. Impressive, I tell you.
Hey, wait a minute! Vinegar is a disinfectant, I'll have you know! . . . not room freshener! Humph! --Mom
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