Tonight I am sporting a new perfume called essence of Lemon Lysol. I won’t describe the events leading up to such a choice of cologne, but it was something no pregnant woman should have to experience. And it was something every mother has dealt with. And I will not be feeding my 1-year-old any fiber tomorrow; rice, bread and applesauce is all she gets. And it was hard to finish my bowl of chocolate ice cream after the incident. Kind of hard. But I did it anyway, like a noble pregnant woman would. And that's no April Fool's joke.
April 2, 2008
Lemon lysol perfume
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You're right, no pregnant woman should EVER have to deal with that. No woman at all should, actually, which is why we should have made Adam clean it up. Next time I'll know better, and next time Mark will know better to keep a diaper on Eliza at all times!
Oh, good heavens. At least you had that chocolate ice cream.
Janel, so, you're pregnant, right? Congratulations!!! That's so exciting - except for the nauseau. Oh well.
Whoa! I guess I didn't catch that you were actually pregnant-I fell for the Aprils Fool's bit I guess. So congratulations, and I am SO SORRY you had to clean up that lovely bodily function-whichever one it was-it's rough even when you're not pregnant...I guess it might be safe to say that the toilet will be your new best friend??! Only nine more months, right!?
Yay Janel! Keep em' coming!
Thank goodness for great husbands that know what to do in such occasions--take over (and then DO it)! --Mom
Will you please give us more info on this pregnancy instead of these little teasers? How far along are you/ when are you do? How are you feeling- besides the times you are cleaning up bodily functions? Inquiring minds want to know! :)
Oh, and congratulations!!!
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