
Sage's favorite Care Bear is the turquoise one (of which, thankfully, there are about 5). One day I took the kids to IKEA, and I didn't realize Sage had sneakily brought a beloved turquoise Care Bear with her. Of course, the excitements of the children's section and 25 trial beds were too much for Sage's loyalty, and the Care Bear gained a new home. An hour later, Sage realized her mistake, but it was too late. Have you ever tried to turn around in IKEA? Impossible. Nor did I have any desire to go look for the stowaway checker-piece, who happened to have 4 Siamese twins (quintuplets?) waiting at home. This meant nothing to Sage. It was trauma...but luckily we got to the children's furniture section, and Kim, Kelly S. and I were able to distract her with some sweet chairs.
Last weekend, I forgot to bring extra diapers for Sage to a wedding reception. Thankfully, Danielle and Adam were prepared with a size 3 Care Bear diaper. Sage normally wears size 5, but she was happy to make an exception. The velcro-like straps barely reached all the way around Sage's chunky torso, but Sage was bursting at the seams (literally) with happiness about getting to wear a CARE BEAR diaper.
Apparently, Eliza thought she deserved a turn, too, because the next morning, I found her carrying around the used diaper that Sage had removed and deposited in the trash. Maybe it's time to bring back the more sanitary plush Care Bear toys out of storage. Now I know to keep a vigilant "Care Bear stare" on the trash can if we are lucky enough to get to use any more of Danielle's extra diapers.
Maybe I should get my own stash of Care Bear diapers...for heirloom purposes. If they've survived this long, who's to say our furry friends won't be protecting happiness on earth in 20 years, too? For now, I better just protect the trash can, so Eliza can't build up her own stockpile of Care Bear friends and really give our visitors something to stare at.
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I can't believe Sage squashed her bum into that little Care Bears diaper (especially after wiping it firsthand today after her little accident). She is a LOT bigger than Jacob! (and I still have a lot to learn about wiping girls' bums, because I forgot and went back to front. Hopefully she can't have more than one urinary infection at the same time.)
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