Today, after eating a little humble pie, I’ve changed my mind about Mark’s sea green tie being tacky. What is truly, officially tacky is that I had an iridescent little star sticker stuck to my bum for who knows how long today. Not cool at all.
Reasons someone might be wearing a star sticker on their bum:
- They’re a Wemmick with a warped sense of humor
- They are three years old and had a successful potty training day
- I can’t think of any more ideas, and the first two were not even totally legitimate.
Since my three year old failed three miserable times in the potty-training department today, and I’m definitely not a Wemmick, I can see no reason why I should wear a star sticker anywhere. That being said, I am confiscating all stickers in our house so as to preserve a semblance of dignity. And it certainly can’t hurt to be seen with a good looking guy in a nice suit...even if his tie does have a few sea green stripes.
5 comments:
What's a Wemmick anyway? It sounds like I sure wouldn't want to be one. --Mom
LOL!! I love the Wemmicks-at least the book! And stars on bums are higher in my book than lunch smeared across your chest which is how I look most days. Thank you children. At least there's some irridecent glamour to your look. My look is just, well, disgusting.
Hey- I really thought I replied to this yesterday. . . . what I thought I wrote was:
Too bad this didn't happen on the day of the primary progam so that the entire ward could enjoy the star while they looked at your bum. (you are the primary chorister, right?)
I don't know if I make a more frazzled mom or primary chorister...but I can easily imagine myself with stickers, kids' snot or crumbs in awkward places in either role. Last week's primary lesson is deserving of it's own blog entry...and hopefully will get one soon. Until then, just call me Punchinello.
I think that look is glamorous!
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