On Thursday when I warned Eliza that she had an appointment with her pediatrician, she asked me if she had to get shots. When I told her no, she smiled dreamily and said, “I think they just want to love me.”
She created her own Valentine for me on our kitchen table a few days ago. And I literally mean ON the table.
(I thought about gifting her a heart-shaped piece of a Magic Eraser in return.)
A few days ago when I told Eliza “I love it when you share,” she responded happily, “I love it when you make me food.” As if both of our actions were equally elective. (Do Cupid's arrow pricks leave visible marks?)
I remember Sage saying some funny things about love, and when I checked my blog archives, I found it was exactly two years ago today that Sage monologued about love.
If boys are made of snips (whatever those are) and snails and puppy dog tails, my girls are made of sugar and spice (or maybe just more sugar) and all things pink and glittery. So it should come as no surprise that they love Valentines Day.
But it never surprises me when Sage and Eliza decide to decorate something. I found this scene on their bedroom wall.
(Note the decorative square of the toilet paper, as well as the carefully labeled "ball" of toilet paper.) Eliza explained that they were "making the wall prettier."
And before we leave the subject of what little boys are made of, I must mention that during the entire hour of Cub Scouts this last week (which happened to be about knives and whittling) I wondered if I actually have a class full of aliens wearing 9-year-old boy masks. I, who have never used a pocketknife before, didn’t know what to say to the boys who had cleaned fish or cut into raw elk with their knives. Following that enlightening discussion I sent the boys out back for a nice vigorous whittling session on a block of soap, while I called the bishop and asked to be released.
Actually I only daydreamed about being released. In reality, I just kept wondering what snips were and don’t these boys know that they might get hurt if they jump off my playground?
That’s love, too, right? Protecting 9-year-old alien-boys from imminent death? Maybe Sage and Eliza can help me make Valentines this week for all my scouts, with the rules of knife and swingset safety inscribed in pink glitter glue on the front.
10 comments:
HA HA!! That is something that Eliza truly needs: a heart shaped Magic Eraser! Oh wow. And I love how she "dreamily" said they just want to love her, and how they are mostly made of sugar (possibly after eating snacks of their choice, anyway) (remember the little "pit" no one could resist?). And I love the bedroom wall decorations!! Can they come and decorate my front room please?
I can't tell you how much I love that you have this calling! Smelly, destructive, way-to-daring-for-their-own-good boys are the best!
And I'm pretty sure you have some budding interior designers on your hands, TP decor could be the next hottest trend...happy valentine's day!
Valentine's Day, Knives and Scouts . . . now there's an explosive combination for you. Lucky they've got you to at least point their knives in the right direction (I think you get that part from your dad)!
Is that your back yard?!?! What a cool playset:). We have random things taped on our walls too. My favorite was a piece of computer paper that andrew poked holes in with a pen. Taped to the front door so all who entered could see his handiwork
I don't blame you for not knowing how to deal with boys. But at least Sage could hold her own in a car symbol recognition contest! Now that's boyish. :) Tell Eliza I love her, and would never give her a shot.
So I know this post is not about your playset. But I love it. And I love your backyard and your house. Cuz you have one. Still Jealous....
I'm glad you have such an awesome back yard. Mike and I talk about it ALL the time. Laugh? A little about how freakin huge it is, but we are breaking a commandment because we totally covet it. Oh how nice it would be to have a yard for the kids to use up some of their energy in a fenced in confined area. Speaking of those boys...maybe you'll have a boy next :) Doesn't that make you excited?!?!
Gotta love motherhood!! :D I love the decorations on the wall!! How cute is that? ;)
A whole bunch of nine year-old boys is sure a hard way to break in a mom of little girls!
Love the swingset by the way and the ball of toilet paper!
great read. I would love to follow you on twitter.
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