March 29, 2011

A lunchtime visitor

Even though Mark's work is 12-15 minutes from our house, he never comes home for lunch.  Which is good, because he might be astounded at the number of chicken nuggets and bowls of rice and cheese that pass for good enough nutrition around here.  Really it probably has more to do with his tendency to take two and a half minutes to eat and then it's back to work.

But I have a suspicion that today might be an exception to his stay-at-work routine, because we have been counting down March 29 for a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time...

Maybe you know what I'm talking about?

Or do you need a clue?












Or two?
 

Yes, we are the proud and very excited owners of the movie Tangled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily keeps saying "Not at the library.  At our house."  Meaning, can you believe that we actually got a movie that we're going to keep?!?

It's been about 5 years since I last bought a movie.  Curious George, to be exact.  And prior to that I bought a whole slew of other ones that sit around and collect major dust now, including Dora the Explorer and The Lord of the Rings [two separate movies, by the way].  That was back in the era when I didn't really consider the mathematics of student loans--those lovely little things that need to be repaid several times over after law school ends. 

I have it on pretty good evidence that Tangled will be well used and loved (unlike The Two Towers).  Based on the number of times we have watched clips from it on Youtube in the last month.  And based on...is that the garage door opening?  A visitor coming home for lunch (or rather, for Tangled)?

This is the "BEST. DAY. EVER."

March 23, 2011

The Law of Moses

Right now I am the one and only gospel doctrine teacher in my ward.  Which means weekly lessons.  Which translates into, I feel strange writing things that don't end with my testimony.  To ease me back into blogging, I'll try to split this blog entry evenly between the New Testament and my kids. 


Tonight [actually written a few weeks ago] I almost put the kids to bed without scripture time because it was close to 9.  Mark had gone back to work, and he usually coordinates scripture times since I am nearly always out of mommy energy by that time.  But I remembered (with guilt) the girls' primary goal of reading every day, and I decided to tell them a story relating to something I’ve been studying. 

I taught the Sermon on the Mount on Sunday, and while that isn’t necessarily chock full of interesting stories, the idea of Christ changing the laws from really specific to “vague” is important and interesting and, I decided, comprehensible by a six-year-old.  So I told the girls about how the children of Israel (previously slaves) having a hard time obeying and even “getting” spirituality.  Then I told about their arrival at Mt. Sinai, and the golden calf incident while Moses was up receiving the law.  

(Eliza got a little fixated on the idea of worshipping idols [which are HARD to define…dolls, sometimes golden, that were supposed to remind people of religious figures, but sometimes became more important than the religious figure itself?].  Following my attempted definitions of idols, Eliza proposed several examples of idol use, all involving Lily playing with idols in her bedroom at playtime.)   

I gave them some examples of the detailed rules of the Mosaic law and Sage and Eliza were totally amused.  (Sage was momentarily distracted over and concerned about whether or not we took more than 55 steps (the random number I threw out hypothetically) on Sunday.  And Eliza, after hearing about “an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth,” had great fun extrapolating to “what if you cut off someone’s head…then they get to cut off yours?!?” (She usually asks weird questions like this anyway, but it was extra exciting to her that this was a legitimate issue in someone’s law.)

But then we talked about Jesus’ “upgrade” to a more celestial law during his sermon on [another] mount, and they totally got it.  And they were excited about it, because it made logical sense to them—much more than the 55 steps business.  When I posited the “new law” of “love thy neighbor,” Eliza proceeded to rattle off four examples of how to “love your neighbor” at the exact same time as Sage excitedly recounted a long story she had read in the Friend about (as far as I could tell) a child who included a wheelchair-bound child in their game of basketball.  At least that’s what I could make out of their excited tones, since I couldn’t quite bring myself to curb the enthusiasm even the tiniest bit by making them take turns to express their new ideas.

And that is how the scripture time that was going to be a minute or less (in my mind) turned into an awesome story-telling session and discussion about truth that lasted ten or fifteen minutes.  And I didn’t regret a second of it.

March 7, 2011

Desperate times call for desperate measures

We're going on two weeks of sickness for Lily.  Which means my energy is waning, and my desperation to keep a cranky 2-year-old happy is waxing.  So we've resorted to a few unorthodox measures.

Like storing markers in a rainboot

Or having multiple tea parties per day.  (No shirt, no shoes, no Shout stain-remover needed.)

Lots of reading with Daddy 
(not an unorthodox or unusual measure, but too cute of a picture to pass up)


(Supervised) filling of Mommy's pill case.  And then repeating it again the next day. And the next.

Lots of Mommy-doesn't-care-what-toys-you-want-with-you-as-long-as-you-nap naps


Some of which result in some pretty awesome hair.


Lots of baths each day.  Some three minutes long.  Some thirty minutes long.  But all with huge puddles on the bathroom floor.

Parties with Lily's dog friends.  This one was a gum party, and each guest got a piece.


Not pictured:
Lots of tylenol and amoxicillin, and lots (I mean like danger-to-the-Amazon-rainforest lots) of Kleenex boxes.

And (thankfully) we've had lots of snuggle time, too. 
Yep, that's a swimsuit.